Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah, there's a chatbox now.

"OMG you finally gave in to and followed the crowd!"

K. Congrats. Whatever man.

JUST PLEASE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Do not fucking fill it up with bullshit.

Examples :

Xxx : SPAM SPAM SPAM *insert smiley face here*

Fuck you. I do not think it is funny, and I definitely do not appreciate your smiley face. So if you do want to spam, take a stick, shove it up your @$$ and stir it around to spell out spam.

Or stuff like this :

Xxx : OMG. Jon. I love you. Friends forever! MUACKS.

...No. Fuck you. Bring your love and cute things and little pink ponies somewhere else k.

So, what may I write on your chatbox then?

Here's the list

1) Phrases that are equivalent to worship of me
2) Praises
3) Compliments
4) self deprecating humour
5) How awesome I am
6) Flames. Yes. I want flames. But please. If you want to flame me, be a man, and write your fucking name here. All this anonymous shit is pussy-fied beyond belief. Of course, if your a girl, what are you doing flaming? Go and play with your barbies god damn it. (Ah, I'm so sexist. To all you feminists out there, with your girl power and all, I say this. FU-Ermm..Okay. Sorry. Just joking =)
7) Praises
8) Worship
9) Anything that is equivalent to things 1,2, and 3.

Of course, I could be all emo and insecure and say "Oh, its not as if anybody's gonna write on my chatbox anyway."

Pft. You wish bitches.

Ciao.

*Btw, this is the 2nd post for today. The other one is down there
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