Exam's are fucking over!

OMFGGGGGGG.

Exams are over! Fuck yes. No more caffeine overdosing. No more cramming bullshit about how fucking complicated women's menstruation cycle is (....the amount of hormones involved are ghay. Like really ghay.) No more memorizing shit about Haber or some long dead guy.

HELL YEAH.

I can finally turn back from being a nocturnal person. I had to freaking sleep at 2 and wake up at 7 to study.

Lol. Last minute studying sucks. Badly.

Not to mention that studying really really hard for Bio was as useful as men's nipples seeing that Bio 2 was just a collection of the past year questions. Exact freaking replicas of them. Like a "best of the *insert artist here*" CD. Not that I'm complaining though.

So, holidays are here! OMG =) Plans = Cycling, basketball in college, CC-ing with college buddies (if they're free XD), and lots of computer + PS2.

Anyways, few things I've felt like talking about

WTF is it with girls and their "Girls rule!!!" Zzzzz. I mean, okay, you girls rule. Cool. What is it with the incessant need to keep on shouting that? You don't see guys going around saying "GUYS ROOL" or "GUYS ROCK". Grr. Its so .... I dunno. Weird.

Lol. At the rate I'm female bashing, I'll be a virgin till I'm 50. T_T Imagine the amount of hand partying ==

And 2ndly, cycling and cars really do not mix on the road. I was cycling to Old Klang Road to fix my bike. Damn man, the road is fcking infested. Malaysian drivers really really suck ass damn it. Almost got into an accident cause of it. Won't go into the details, but admittedly, it was partially my fault, but the driver was just being plain selfish. A-hole. == Incidentally, I just played russian roulette with my life for naught though, seeing that my bike was unfixable. Damn, looks like I'll have to trade in this bike if I want to a properly functional one.

*I'm gonna rant about gaming here, so...ya know. Look away. XD*

Zzz. PC Gamer Malaysia. A world populated with foreign gems (Articles imported from UK) and pieces of hot steaming local crap (Local articles). I ask you, how is it possible to put in the best and the worst into the same damn magazine. Zzz. Here's an illustration

0_o Review for Crysis! Yay. (Reviews for these games are all done by the original UK PC gamer staff) Lol. Their sense of humour is seriously fckin funny, and super hilarious. K, so had a freaking fun time reading the review. Brimming with anticipation, I turn to the next page.

MAPLE FUCKING STORY. "Experience the magical world with your friends and family with our new Pet System! *Insert fucking fucking lame slogan / joke that they think is funny, but makes me feel like ticking needles up my eyes until I die of blood loss*"

FUCK YOU BASTARDS. YOU FUCKING FUCKING BASTARDS.

See what I mean? The reviews get me really high, then the lame local content makes me flaccid. Admittedly, there are a few decent local sections, like best of the forums, or some of the reviews by Alicia Mak. BUT GOD DAMN.

Extra life section! (Err, various articles about gaming, thats not reviews but miscellaneous sections, which are quite fun to read) Lol here and there. Lalalalalal-OMFG. PERFECT FUCKING WORLD. "Spend eternal bliss with your wonderful partner in Perfect World with our marriage system!" To add salt to the wound, they add 2 pictures of 14-year old kids with their stupid poses, and interview them cause they're "couples" in Perfect World. Woah, instant superstars I tell you. Even their replies are so funny, my balls just fucking burst. "Do you believe in true love in Perfect World? Answer : Yes, we'll stay forever and -oops. Sry. My brain was distracted to more interesting stuff, like watching paint fucking dry. ZZZZ. Thats it damn it. I'm buying the PC Gamer UK from now on.

A few other pet peeves I have. The people who are the attendees at shops that sell PC/console games, CAN YOU FUCKING PLEASE AT LEAST HAVE SOME KNOWLEDGE ABOUT GAMES? Zzzz.

"Excuse me, do you have Final Fantasy 10?"

"Har? Final fan what? Got that game one meh? I dunno wor. Go look through the folder gua"

GOT THAT FUCKING GAME ONE MEH???? UP YOUR ASS LA.

Zzz. Its as bad as going to a western restaurant, sitting down and the waiter comes to you.

You : Excuse me, what styles do you have the chicken done in?

Waiter : Har? Got chicken one meh here? I dunno wor. I know got food la. Look through the menu la.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

Zzz. You don't have to be an expert in games, or anything . Just have a fcking basic knowledge of what games thats on sale la.

While I"m touching on the topic of games, incidentally, I remember this conversation I had with Vincent on the phone the week ago. Anyway, he was saying this online game rocks and stuff. I told him bluntly, no it fucking sucks.

Seriously, I fucking hate those asian MMORPGS nowadays.

I used to think they were fun and all, but well, I was dumb last time.

Seriously, all one ever fucking does in those cookie-cutter MMORPG's is fucking grind. Maple story is one of the worst offenders when it comes to this. Zzz, remind me again, did I miss out on the fun part during the multiple killings of Lvl 40 Dustbunnies from hell? Or maybe I missed it after killing my 1000th "FISH OF DOOM"

Fucking pisses me off. Look, I play games for the rush it gives me, or the cinematic experience , or the plot or something.

NOT FOR ME TO FUCKING CLICK ON THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Forgive me if I don't feel like a fucking epic hero after killing thousands and thousands of "Big Generic Monster with Club Lvl 99"

OMG I JUST KILLED THE BIG MONSTER. Oh wait. That was the 999 th one. Darn, seems like thousands of other people have done the same. I FEEL EPIC NOW. I'M A SUPER MONSTER KILLING MACHINE. BOW BEFORE MY FUCKING EPICNESS.

Fucking fucktards. Some MMORPG-tards might say "Omg Jon. You feel that way because you solo mah. Never go with friends / family to go hunt enemies."

....So what? Now I have to drag along a few friends of mine to suffer with me in this agony? So we can fckin make pointless chit chat while killing them? I might as well use MSN Messenger and play checkers with them. That way, we can actually *gasp* chat properly, and I will feel way more epic than killing some fucking bunnies. Zzz.

Last thing. I hate it when people say "I'm a hardcore gamer" O rly? So have you played/heard of Bioshock/Fable/Rome:Total War?

*Blank stares* What so hai game is that? Offline ar? Sien lor like that. No friend where got fun play o? *Grins, and gets back to grinding*.

.....Zzz. Incidentally, I really don't get it , what is it with people and their whole family shit in games. I've got a brother at home, so remind me again why I need to call people I don't fckin know "gor gor?".....*takes screenshot of the whole family together* Hehehehe. I will remember you all forever and ever.

GHAY.

GUYS RULE!!!! XOXOXOXO

Okay, this post has been fucking long.
Ciao.