My blog's not dead! ok, fine , it has been. But its not anymore, so rejoice bitches!

...The last post was like on April 12? Wtf. Its been like 3 weeks since i've updated my blog ==

Honestly, its not cause I'm busy or anything, its just that well...blogging laziness has been sweeping the population. Half the blogs I used to read are now dead, and I just sort of got swept up along with it.

Still, I'm considering whether I should actively blog again.

Anyways, to commemorate the revival of this blog, I've decided to do 1 freaking thing I've never done before...reply a tag. Darn, I've got to be desperate to sink so low ==

Still, I'm really bored shitless so....meh. Wtv.

Here goes. *Oh god, I'll never hear the end of this from the bitches around me ==*



1. What have you realized recently?
Ermm...having menstrual cramps really really suck. Don't ask me how I came to realize this though. And no, its not by experience. Okay, maybe a little

2. Have you touched a female (Human) breast before?
Lol. Yes and no. Countless countless times in my dreams, no in real life. Well, that would be a lie actually. I HAVE touched one before...when I was a baby though. My hand's were really grabby and squeeze-y at that age. I have this sudden urge to be a baby again.

3. Do you believe in The Secret?
OMG THE SECRET! THE SECRET! I have no fcking idea what this means. Unless your talking bout the secret where my friend's chick was after me and I ...oh wait. Shit, so much for the secret.

4. Where is the place that you want to go to the most?
Ermm....I guess the answer would be to t-bun (a damn good cybercafe). I can COD4 (call of duty 4) to my hearts content.

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
A dream where my life would just be one big routine : Games, Playstation, computer, cycling, reading, eating damn good food then sleeping. Rinse and repeat. Imagine how fun that would be. No fcking buggers coming after you "Hey, jon, wanna go out?" Fck you. No responsibilities either.

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after a rain?
Yeah. Its a natural phenemona, which can be scientifically proven. Oh wait, this was supposed to be a metaphor right? Darn.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
My playstation, computer and bicycle.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Hrm. I'll buy expensive things for all the people I know , so that they'll be my friends. I'm lonely that way.

9. If you meet someone you love, would you confess to him/her?
Lol. My balls have shrunk way too small for me to do that.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you
Yee Wern. Hrmm.. well she's ni-...hrmm. Nope. She's fu-...nope. Sorry , can't think of anything.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half
She's got to be hot. I like quiet girls though. Oh yeah, she's got to be hot too.

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
The people around me (Example, dumb asses like eugene, wye lup, yong xin, foo zhuk, etc etc)

13. Have you ever cursed in public?
No. I have the mouth of an angel. FUCKING CHI BAI HAM KA. Darn, it slipped. That was the first time. Pinky promise ><

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Dumb question. Myself. And my playstation.

15. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Hrm...can't think of anything witty to say here. So no.

16. If your house burned down, what is the one thing you'd save from your room?
My secret album of pictures of myself half naked from the waist up, which I regularly use as my display picture on msn.

17. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
Pft. I would change the part where I feel the need for human interaction once in a while.

18. Do you have a most memorable experience?
No, not really.

19. What do you love doing most when you are free?
Cycling. Doing...guy stuff. Reading. Dreaming bout having a girlfriend. Stuff like that

20. Who are the most important people in your life?
Like, omg. DUH. MY friends! I heart them. xoxoxoxo love from jon.

I choose to tag:
No one. Pft, like I give a shit who's gonna do this stuff.

Cheers