I will fucking slit my wrist

So, anyway, today's trip has inspired me to do this list.

I will fucking slit my wrist if I :

- Ever go out with Wye Lup and Foo Zhuk
- receive a call from Vincent when I'm making love to my PS2.
- am deprived of the drugs known as Wye-Lup's-ass and Eugene's-Hair for more than 2 weeks.
- Stay up till 2.50 in the morn reading manga with a GUY friend. God save our gay souls.
- Ever have to go out with "those" people again. I shall not elaborate further.
- receive smses from girls, and have no credit to reply them. *Gasp*
- do not learn how to play Tori no Uta by the end of next month!
- anybody says they're bored of seeing me wearing long sleeved shirts
- ...on 2nd thoughts, make that wearing long sleeved shirts as well
- am deprived of "The pretender" for the next 5 minutes.
- do not get a girlfriend in the coming year.
- have to listen to her bitching.
- get fucked by parents for playing way too much computer and ps.
- have to work for minimum wage a....oh wait, in that case, I should be slitting my wrist on a daily basis
- do not get a soft toy I can hug . *Awww come on, its christmas, can't you buggers sort of chip in and get me a big doraemon soft toy?"
- don't get my bicycle fixed in this month. Damn tyres, the air is coming out of them like somebody farting after eating 10 cans of beans. Bloody punctures.
- see a rape scene in the cinema, and get stimulated. (God save my soul please)
- get into a "Frenzy" anymore. IT HURTS LIKE HELL, BUT THE DEVIL KEEPS ON MOVING MY HAND!!!
- do not see a update for Mysterious Girlfriend X.
- and lastly, I will fucking slit my wrists if I actually have to list out the things that will cause me to fucking slit my...oh damn. *slits wrist* Ya happy now? ARE YOU.

Pft, see ya bitches