Hatebook

Hahahaha, I was just reading hatebook online, and got inspired to do the same. Need something to get rid of the fucking stress anyway.

*Caution. Explicit use of swear words, foul language and copious amount of anger ahead. It's enough to make a baby cry, so for the weak hearted, you have been warned. And do forgive me if you're one of the types mentioned below, because the very fact that you're reading my blog means your my friend, and if your mentioned below, then well I just hate that part of you. It's not your fault , it's mine.

Oh wait. It is your fault. Fail.

For starters, I FUCKING HATE you lame people out there. Oh god, when you make a lame joke and look at us, expecting us to laugh or make a "oh my godddd" face. FUCK YOU. Being called the "guy who makes lame jokes" is nothing to be fucking proud of. It's as annoying as someone coming up to you and spitting on your face and smiling, expecting you to say "Thank you". Of course, the said person would be proud to be known as the "guy who spits on people's faces" as if it's some kind of fucking compliment. So to you lame people out there, fuck you.

Worse, I FUCKING HATE the fact that I actually play along with these people. I do the whole "oh my god you're so lame" part even when all I want to do is punch you in the face and ask you to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Gah. If only I had the courage to do it.

I HATE the bloody fucks that go around saying GG. Okay, this is excusable if you're a gamer, but for the non-gamers, fuck you. Seriously, you have no idea how to use it, and it sounds so ghay coming from you. It's like anime fans who can't speak japanese for shit go all " KAWAII DESU KAWAII DESU". Yes, it's that annoying, so stop being a fucking poser and STOP USING GG FFS. Whenever I hear that again, god help me, I will come up to you and start screaming "OH NEE SAN KAWAII DES WATASHIWA AISHITERU????" Fucking people.

I HATE the fact that some people tell me about their lives as if I give a flying fuck. "OMG Jon, I went to this really great restaurant yesterday, and the floor tiling was this cute pink, and th- OMG shut the fuck up. (The sentence before this is a made up convo, but it's just an example). I mean, hey, if my close friends told me about this stuff, I would be genuinely interested but my god, if I'm not close to you I DON"T GIVE A SHIT.

Gah. I hate it when people go around saying "OMG TWILIGHT IS THE BEST BOOK EVER". As quoted, "If twilight is the best book ever, it's the only book you've read". I didn't like Harry Potter, but it was well written, and it deserved the acclaim it got. Vampires who sparkle. You've got to be kidding me.

I HATE it when people say they're hardcore gamers, and they can't tell me what the fuck Bioshock is, or F.E.A.R., or Half life or whatever. Go home and play your fucking DOTA and fucking grinding online games. OMFG I KILLED A LVL 99 BUNNY WORSHIP ME BITCHES. fucking buttwipes.

God, I hate the fact that in this society, extroversion is the "norm" and to have a "life", you must have lots of friends and go out often. To be honest, I really don't like meeting new people. I hate the idea of going out to make "lots and lots" of friends. Give me a group of close friends to go out with once a week, a good book, my computer and my handphone , and god am I happy. I think why I don't like meeting new people is 1) I'm not very good at it. I'm not a terrible shy guy or anything, but then again, I'm not exactly the life of the party, and 2) God, I really can't stand a lot of people. I know I'm always being nice to everyone, but inwardly, I hate quite a big number of people for being pretentious boring douchebags who talk and gossip about the dumbest fucking things. Hell, my perfect idea of a week would be, Friday go out for a movie, Saturday stay at home reading and gaming, and cycling, Sunday out for lunch with friends and coming back to some more gaming.

I hate people who have this thing against nerds and sci fi geeks, but that'll be in the next post. I reserve a special level of fiery hell for these fucking bastards.

2 last things I hate. Oh good grief, I hate those fucking idiots who put on their blogs/friendster/whatever lame social networking site you can think of profiles, acting tough and all ghetto "Sup people, don't mess with me bla bla bla I can be the meanest person you know bla bla" Specially when girls do this. Who the fucking hell are you trying to impress? What irks me more is the people who put "Oh, I'm just a unique person, nobody else is like me, my life is so interesting bla bla". Hey dumbfuck, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IS UNIQUE. I mean, seriously, have you known anybody who is exactly the same as somebody else? No. So why are you wearing the label of "unique" as if the fucking King came before you, kissed your ass and gave you it? It's as special as saying "Oh, I'm a person who breathes" God. That, and a lot of people don't realize that THEY"YE JUST FUCKING AVERAGE JOES/JANES. No, there is nothing special about you, you are not a fucking special snowflake, so get the fuck back in line.

Lastly, I hate the fact that some girls I know are just so naive that after meeting a guy for a week, then he starts messaging and talking to you, you go all crazy over him and say "Oh, he's so caring. Oh, I can go to him for anything" And then when the guy dumps her after 2 weeks cause he was just playing around, she'll come crying and crying. Can't you people realize that he's just playing around? Caring my ass. You can't be caring to someone you meet after a week. Hell, for me to actually care for someone, I'd have to know him/her for at least half a god damn year.

Yes, I realize that some of these hates are irrational and stupid. I realize that I sound like a god damn elitist jerk, and that some of these hates can and are applicable and present on me.

Guilty of all of that. I'm just pretty frustrated about some shit, and it feels good to release all this out. Hope this doesn't offend anyone though (harhar, big fucking chance)

If only I had the balls to say all these in real life =(

"Oh god, it's like a fountain of hate that keeps on spewing and spewing and spewing"

Ear food -
Josh Groban - My december
Jizz in my pants - Lonely Island
Caruso - Josh Groban
Kawaranai Mono - Favourite song currently

Reads :
Kafka on the Shore - Haruki Murakami
Ender's Game
Ender's Shadow

Flames are welcome (and expected)