FUCKING HATE POST AGAINST STREAMYX

*Disclaimer : This is going to be a hate post, and thus, filled with profanities and capital letters. Please do not read if you are a pussy and swearing is very "bad", or you have an allergy to capital letters. Peace loving readers have a very high probability of experiencing epilepsy, and foaming at the mouth about half way through the post. You have been warned. Any complains can go to 1800-I-DONT-GIVE-A-FUCK or 1800-KISS-MY-ASS.

I think the people at tmnet are really funny people. For one, they call themselves an ISP.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry. Had to get that out of my system. Let's see a few other quotes that they have issued, which I find hilarious.

"Please enjoy the service we have provided and ......" Lol. Enjoy. I love their wordplay. The way they make it sound almost as if they're actually offering a competent service. Good one guys =D

"1mb services at RM88" LOL! 1 mb! =D I love you people. They know that the maximum we'll probably get is 100kb. Its either they do not know how to count, or they're probably putting it as 1mb just to make us laugh. Great one!

"Go with Streamyx for an unsurpassed Internet experience" Yeah, as far as I know, that unsurpassed Internet experience involves staring at the screen for centuries at a time, waiting for the FUCKING thing to load, or getting 10 KB downloads for a 2gb file. I think this was very well marketed indeed. Who else could give us such a display of incompetence and general asssholery? Unsurpassed indeed.

Here's the best one.

With Streamyx broadband you'll be:

* perpetually online
* enjoying unlimited usage for a fixed rate, and
* downloading data at lightning speeds of up to 4.0Mbps!

0_o I love the 3rd line. LIGHTNING SPEEDS. I can think of a hundred words to describe the speeds provided, and lightning wouldn't even cross my mind. Hell, even "snailpaced" would be an astounding compliment. Even the word speed is ironic itself. When I say the "speed" streamyx provides, I meant to spit it out bitterly. If I even manage to get 1.0 Mbps, I swear to god, I will curl up into the fetal position, and die. But seriously, you got to love the writers at tmnet. Their wordplay and sarcasm are lovely.

And enough of the pretend niceness.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. YOUR SO CALLED 1 MB SERVICES ARE SO FUCKING SLOW ALREADY, YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BOLLOCKS TO SET UP A 4MB 1? THE BEST PART OF STREAMYX PROBABLY CAME OUT AS A BROWN STAIN FROM THE ENGINEERS ASS. SERIOUSLY, GETTING 100KB IS CONSIDERED GODSENT. EVERYTIME I GET 100KB, I HAVE TO FUCKING SACRIFICE A LAMB TO THE STREAMYX GODS FOR THEIR INCREDIBLE MIRACLE THEY HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME.

100. FUCKING. KB.

You listen up you faggy assholes. I am fucking sick of waiting hours to watch a god damn movie on youtube. I am sick of your 20 kb dl speeds, of you going faggily slow on me, on you having the balls to call yourself "world class ISP'. You can suck my balls for all I care. " How streamyx can enrich your life". Yes, countless hours wasted waiting for everything to fucking load cause its so slow is so incredibly enriching.

God. Why can't there be competition for suckmyx? At least that can get those faggots of their asses and actually provide a decent service if they want customers.

And yes, I know that recently suckmyx has been incredibly slow. I think it's probably due to some cable stuff (as usual) so I won't bitch about it as these sort of things do happen once in a while. But god damn. The rest of time , it is horrible. I cry for the people who have been inflicted with the misfortune of having to use Streamyx.

*PS, I think the actors who have to put up a smiling face for their advertisements are actually satanists in disguise. Who else could smile for such a crappy service.

88 fucking bucks for a uselessness. Why not ?

FUCK YOU SUCKMYX.