I *gasps* am so *gasps* startled

*Semi-emo. Yes, cue all the screams of "JON YOU EMO FAG (as if I haven't been getting enough of that lately ==) and WHY YOU SO EMO LA?. Followed by random questioning of people whether Jon is emo. Yup. The things I have to go through. Rawr*

God must be one funny joker.

He plays these games with you, just to see you suffer and...

Wait. Wtf. Why the hell I am writing this?

Crap. My blog is becoming this emofest. Sort of like the numerous sausage-fests I have to endure every time I go out with a bunch of friends, but with less sausages and more dark brooding emo-fags.

I'M CLOSING THIS BLOG DOWN.


*Ian, you heard that? I'm closing my blog down. So don't read it anymore yeah? Thanks.

*Is he gone yet? Good, I can now continue posting.

My god. It's been a bloody busy week. Fcking trials. I am so done with all this last minute studying shit. From 12 noon till 2 in the bloody morning. Its fucking mad I tell you. I've been drinking so much caffeine, I'm practically sweating it out of my bloody pores. If I had a child right now, he'd probably be black. Or maybe brown, seeing that my coffee consists of 10% coffee, 80% milk, and 10% Why The Fuck AM I STILL UP AT 3 STUDYING.

On the bright side, .... well, nothing really (Sorry, I just had to add this bright side thing. It actually gives you false hope that I'm an optimistic nice person.

Surprisingly, I'm not the only one does this too. Was quite surprised to find out some of my classmates did the same thing. Course, we get bastards like *Dota Pros-who-shall-not-be-named* telling you to chill and all that bullshit, that's its only trials, then scoring fcking high in their bloody maths papers.

Least it's been happy times after the exams. Went for marco's pizza *thank god most of the dudes in my class can drive* after lunch. Meh, the previous time was way better, still, they're way better than any "pizza" that Suckminioes or Crap Hut can dish out.

Fcking sick on Thursday, which is pissyfying (yes, its a word. Read it up on the most extensive legitimate world-acknowledged dictionary on the web : Urban Dictionary) as I missed the chance to watch Quantum of Solace. Apparently, it's sucktastic compared to the old Bond Movies (Pierce Brosnan ftw. And /quote *yummy* /unquote...apparently. )

Incidentally, managed to download Accuracy of Death. OMG it's awesome. Watched it the first time, thought it was crap. Realized my expectations were being too high, due to amount of praise heaped on to it by classmates. Rewatched it again, and it's aweasome. TAKESHI KANESHIRO IS HOT. OMFG. Yep. Not the "I would like him to bend over and spell out RUN for me" hot, but the "OMG. *Melts* hot."

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Fuck. What the hell? Z. This post is so fcking bimbo-ish. (or the male equivalent) Damn. Must be after-trials euphoria.

Fret not fellow suicidal-eyeline-wearing-dark clothes-"life-is-so-crappy"-fags. This happiness is like a disease, and it will be vaccinated, and killed, so that the dark brooding content may find its home here once again. There shall be no place here for something as trivial as happiness, or laughter, or pink unicorns with flowers for horns.

*0_o I found a treasure trove of 40mb .rm format files of Honey and clover season 1. Awesomeness.

** South park is fcking hilarious. "I...am...so...startled." Guinea pigs, and guinea bears shall rule the world without pan flute bands. ph33r t3h guineas.

*** LOL. Rachel's standing up thing is one seriously epic win moment.

(*insert 4 asterisks here*) Whee. I got my 6120. Bought some ear cancelling earphones when out for dinner with a friend. Awesomeness. Time for endless repetitions of Barney's worldwide chart-topping hit, I love you, and renditions of "Chu bangs" by William Hung.

Ciao bitches.