SURPRISE!

*Daily life post*

SURPRISE! Look at my new blog layout! Like, omg, its so fantastic. And I did it for you, my loyal blog readers! -.-", well no, screw you guys, the black colour was getting on my nerves every god damn time i logged on. So =)

Anyways, trials are over, and I'm bored, so I was thinking, why not bash some anime? *Cough* PoT *cough* cause of my "quote" desperate girlfriend searching outcast "unquote" behavior. Yeah, its my yaoi-loving friend's (you know who you are, tenmuyu girl. This is almost a thank-you-for-commenting-in-my-blog post =)

But, as I know the countless anime fans, I will no doubt be flamed until kingdom come, and bus drivers from all around the world will come to bash me up. SO, I've decided to bash something else.

CHARACTERS IN VIDEO GAMES

Yeah, you heard me right. I'm pissed off at the way they're all portrayed in games, specially for MMO. For starters, the guys WILL always have big abs, hunky bodies, perfect hair (which flutters about in the air, or stands up in physics-defying ways) , and seriously complex armour which looks like what only a crazed monkey-on-steroids would wear. And they always have this sword that makes them look soooo macho. -.-

For girls? BLEH. The girls are always VERY well-endowed, beautiful, buxom, hourglass figure-like. And for some strange reason, they always wear this clothing that makes them SO scantily clad, there's nothing much left to imagine (read : fantasize) about. I mean, who in the world goes to battle wearing something that looks like S&M gear, with their b**bs half hanging out and their thighs and midriff totally exposed? She would get raped by the frikin opponents 2 seconds into the fight -.-" (Still, can't say I'm complaining. Who doesn't like scantily clad girls? Still, theres a god damn limit la. This is wayyyyyy over)

These frikin games are suffering from No-ugly-people syndrom (got it from PC Gamer =)
Bleh, can't you make it slightly more realistic? There is no way in the world that Lara Croft's uber-slim legs would be able to withstand her weight. In real life, she would be toppling over every few seconds that she'll decide that crawling is a much easier way of travel than walking -.- Ok, I'm not bored anymore =) But seriously , these kinda games -.-" Kind of portraying gamers in the wrong light, soon , everyone will start think we're nerds who look at perfect fantasy women cause we can't get girlfriends in real life. Crap. Which, is why I love games like grim fandango and CoMI. These games, rely on more of the gameplay and storyline than lame ass graphics -.-

*on a final note though, this argument does not apply for Tifa from FF7. I don't care what anybody says. She is every hot-blooded male's dreams. She was like my first love dammit (Ahh, first laid my eyes on her when I was in Standard 3 i think. Never stopped loving her ever since.)