No more perkiness!

*Daily life + reflection post*

God damn. That post was way sickening. So perky, so...teenage-ish. So stereotypically chinese and so mediocre. And a real eyesore to read with all the hehehe and lolxxx stuff . So screw that style, I've had my fun mocking Wye Lup. I'll be back to my normal posts! Rejoice bitches, the only person that makes coming online worth it is back in his place =)

Anyway, wanted to go to the pasar with Afiq but fell asleep. Ah well, there's always tommorow. Two things I want to talk about though.

Firstly, have you guys seen The Amazing Race 9? Yeah, I know its a rerun, and that Season's 10 has already came out. But, still, it is way nice to watch. Seriously hope that BJ and Tyler win. (==,I hate you wikipedia. Now the suspense is gone, and I'll be cheering with fake excitement about me). Those two, really are nice guy, hippies and fun-loving dudes, and the pwn so badly.

Secondly, Miss Teen USA!! Hot chicks + swimsuits. Nuff said.







AH HAH! I know whats running through your minds girls. "Oh my god, is that all boys think about? Sex and dirty stuff? They are soo disgusting *makes disgusted face*. Why can't they grow up?*. On the other hand, the dudes would be thinking "Hot chicks + swimsuits. Hot chicks + swimsuits. Hot chicks + swimsuits. Food. Hot chicks + swimsuits".

We're guys , we're born horny all right. So can't you girls just accept that? I mean, unless we go to you and say "Me like you body. Me wan hump". OK, fine. That is kind of .... extreme. But if we guys want to talk about how hot a chick is in a bikini, there's nothing wrong le. I mean, look at Yee Yan (AHAHAHAHAHA, now that I know you read this blog, I will mention you in every post.) She's like the only chinese girl in my class, and she's quite okay with the whole horny thing *Unless we get out of hand, which we sometimes do* So please girls, next time we say a chick is hot or whatever, we would kind of appreciate it if you girls avoid from reprimanding/think badly of us. We were made that way.

AND YOU HYPOCRITES!!!! Some (okay, most) girls would say we're disgusting , or that we're perverted. But look! How bout you girls? You see a japanese dude, and you swoon, saying he's good looking and stuff. And you think we're horny for saying a girl is hot, while you girls look at a guy and saying he's hot isn't being horny? Puh-lease. What's worse, these Japanese dudes always, always are those who look like girls with long hair and really poser-ish posters (which are lame ==). I rest my case.

I'll be expecting flames galores from the girls now. Before I end this post, would like to recommend two really fantastic song from the same band.
1) The riddle - Five for fighting
2)World - Five for fighting

Really fantastical piano playing! It'll calm your soul when you feel like your in an abyss of darkness and.....God damn that is SO EMO which is really lame. So fuck the past sentence, FOF pwns.

Cheers, now continually refreshing this page in the hopes that I will post something new, you lifeless farkers.

*God damn it. Let's clarify some stuff before any young teenage girls (you know who you are) start going crazy. Firstly, MOST jap guys that girls adore look like girls. I'm nt saying they're ugly or anything, but why DO girls like feminine looking guys?
*Note the word MOST. Not all, god! ==. Number 2, I have absolutely nothing against these guys laaaaaaaaaaa. Diu. And lastly, I think girls liking guys like wang lee hom and stuff are alright. I mean, they're freaking handsome, and look pretty darn cool (NOT FEMININE). Whatmore, they have talent! Thats THE most important thing in the world. No use liking pretty boys/ hawt girls if all they do is stand there and look good.